Wild Ride

My walking days are finally over!

As it happens, I have a new bicycle. Well, "new" might be a bit of a stretch. I fished it out of a river and cleaned off most of the sludge. The bike is rusty, the brakes don't work, and the tires are in desperate need of air, but it moves nonetheless. And, most importantly, it's yellow, just like a proper bike should be!

Up the hill we go, down the hill, up, down... I'm clinging to the wild ride for dear lifelessness. Tokyo, here I come! Only a thousand kilometers to go. 




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