On My Way to Japan

This isn't what I signed up for. 

The plan was to head home to Finland, but there was a slight navigational error earlier. Last night, I was three sheets to the wind and wandering around the Jeju harbor area when I ended up shooting the breeze with the captain of a Japanese fishing trawler. I asked if I could get passage to the Turku archipelago, but the captain heard the Tsushima archipelago. We agreed that I’d clean the deck as payment, and we had already left the harbor by the time I realized I was on my way to Japan!


I was in such a rush to leave that I didn't have time to finish this drink, so I brought it with me. It’s not sitting well now that the boat is rocking. If I weren't already ghastly pale, I’d be turning ghastly green. 

Oh well, I'll just have to swallow my drink as well as my pride. I'll embrace the opportunities Japan has to offer me. From what I understand, ghosts are particularly popular in Japan, and the country is practically crawling with spirits. Who knows, maybe in the Land of the Rising Sun, I’ll find a purpose for my lifelessness?


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