Chapters

Adventures in Finland

1. O.G. Ghostwriter

2. The Nightmare Before Halloween

3. The Ghostwriter of Christmas Past, Present and Future

4. Exercise Your Immortal Mind

Adventures in South Korea

5. Korean Gamble

6. Matcha Made in Heaven

7. Fantastic Baby

8. Korean Beauty Scare

9. Bread and Games

10. Valentine's Day Memories

11. Stud or Dud? 

12. I Took a Calculated Risk

13. Jeju Jejune

Adventures in Japan 

 
 

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